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Brayden

Brayden is a name of a boy who talks A LOT!! He blames others for his actions but nobody believes him because he lies. He also calls people by nicknames others have given to him.
Teacher-“who is talking
Student-“it’s Brayden”
Teacher-“I’m not surprised
by Yeeeeeeeter Skeeeeeeter November 18, 2019
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Brayden

A Brayden is a rare creature only found in parts of the Jungle and is often found with 19 toes- 8 one and 11 on the other. A Brayden smells like sardines often due to the fact that his ancestors comes from Sardines, Italy. If you encounter a Brayden make sure to call the national Brayden Protection Program, for they are an endangered species. Always approach Brayden with caution and never sneak behind him to jump scare him. For he will kick you in the throat until you can no longer smell.
Ahhhhh….. it’s a Brayden. I should throw sardines at his head and sprint to Canada.
by TheBraydenHunter April 5, 2022
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Brayden

name for a boy who loves cats. probably dating a girl named kenzy. has a good music taste and likes the smell of horses.
look!! there’s brayden the horse smeller
by mackthemackhehe October 7, 2020
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A Toxic Brayden

Just like a toxic Franny he can be pretty toxic! Complete asshole that harasses women. Registered sex offender that’ll invite you over to “party” with the kids. Small penis with very vulgar warts on it, keep coochie away from at all cost!!
Guy: Dude you have the penis of a toxic Brayden!!
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Brayden

Welp, that’s my name. I got brown hair and blue eyes like some say, relatively tall like some say Brayden’s are. Lots of people seem to be named Brayden but that’s ok. I am super hot in my opinion, but it seems other girls beg to differ.
Hey look, his name is Brayden

Yeah, that’s his name. How interesting
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vada and brayden

brayden is a goofy white boy who is very loving and he has a big dick vada is a silly mexican whos very silly and shes very silly

they are the silliest of couples
yo is that vada and brayden

ya
they are so silly
by Vadaisawreck July 20, 2023
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Brayden

Pretty white boy with weed problems and rescues birds now i guess <3
“OI brayden”
by Eat drugs November 24, 2021
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