Brandon

Ugly ass faggot with a small dick. No pube hair and has black wires for hair. Repels girls like the plague. Smells like my dogs shit.

Brandon: Hey Ladies~!
Girls: Ew!!! Go away you small dicked faggot!!!!

by Blue_Jay321 June 23, 2016

Brandon

An alright guy, but has a veeeery tiny dick and can be one too. has homosexual tendencies

Sarah: I was with this guy last night. He had a really tiny dick
Anna: Brandon?
Sarah: Yea

by hehehehehehehehehehheheheheheh June 22, 2010

Brandon

Often referred to as a Bad B M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.

Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.

by Jimbo Smegma December 9, 2008

Brandon

someone nore human nor animal, but mostly known of as being alian. "it" is 90% teeth and mostly 10% smile. Be careful when around, because they are known for texting starting small fires in local grandmother thrifty stores and all medium siz good wills.

That unidenified brandon was sure odd that we found in the field.

by Jakob the Liar December 25, 2007

Brandon

An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.

Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."

Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."

by onepointfive December 8, 2010

brandonitis

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

Brandon

A good looking guy with a cock the size of his whole arm. Many girls wish to even be his girlfriend and best friend to go to his parties

Brandon is a lucky guy

by True definition_123 April 9, 2015