Don't get no fucking Brandon bad for business
by prettyqueen December 21, 2016
by hehehehehehehehehehheheheheheh June 20, 2010
Often referred to as a Bad B M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.
Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.
by Jimbo Smegma December 23, 2006
someone nore human nor animal, but mostly known of as being alian. "it" is 90% teeth and mostly 10% smile. Be careful when around, because they are known for texting starting small fires in local grandmother thrifty stores and all medium siz good wills.
by Jakob the Liar November 24, 2007
An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.
Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."
Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."
Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."
by onepointfive December 08, 2010
A good looking guy with a cock the size of his whole arm. Many girls wish to even be his girlfriend and best friend to go to his parties
by True definition_123 April 09, 2015
when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.
by nikilikilala December 09, 2008