brad pitt sex

an act that clearly makes you gay, or means you are someone who siezes opportunities

that dude totally had brad pitt sex. He's a fag or someone who seizes opportunities

brad pitt sex by Mike3343545 May 8, 2006

BRAD PITT 

A highly over rated, overpaid Hollywood actor with marginal talent and limited range whose success is largely contingent on his physical appearance, several off screen romantic relationships(with other minimally talented actresses) and his ability to draw intellectually vapid females to the box office for movies they wouldn’t otherwise watch. (ie...Seven years in Tibet, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club etc…)

Brad: Hey Julie, do you wanna go see Brad Pitt’s new movie? It’s about an Austrian mountain climber that becomes friends with the Dalai Lama in the 1940’s Chinese takeover..?
Julie: Ooooh yeah!!

Mark: Amber, wanna rent Fight Club?
Amber: What’s that about?
Mark: Umm…it’s about a man’s rejection of a consumeristic and narcissistic society that deprives him of his humanity.
Amber: sounds really boring.
Mark: Brad Pitt is in it.
Amber: oooh yeah! I’ll watch.

BRAD PITT by Pedantic Twit May 2, 2006

Brad Renfro 

Used to be a very promising young actor who ended up on drugs, doing stupid thing uch as trying to steal a yatch.

Macaulay Culkin & Brad Renfro... different stories, same mold.

Brad Renfro by loiuyftyguhijko August 10, 2006

brad carle 

a sweaty chode that left my fifa clubs to play with thames coemts cmon what srt of that is that jheezse such a sheep

gorre im wet like brad carle chode factory

brad carle by top don October 3, 2011

brad pitt 

An actor who is incredibly gorgeous and he isn't too bad of an actor. He was good in "Fight Club" and "Twelve Monkeys" and he was married to Jennifer Aniston.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would have had such a cute baby!

brad pitt by tahareh May 16, 2005

Brad's Law 

To a computer programmer, the similarity between a clitoris and a segfault. To the programmer, both can be notoriously difficult to find, and offer great reward when found.

Jim: Dude, i can't satisfy my girlfriend!
Brad: Pretend her clit is a segfault.

Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!

Brad's Law by goodvikings November 30, 2009

Brad project 

The process of finding a young, innocent Asian girl and turning her into a dick hungry, sex crazed bitch who falls madly in love with you and is devastated by your mistreat of her and is lost without your presence

He's got another brad project he's working on

Brad project by Bbcakez99 May 18, 2015