booger hollow

When you sneeze in a girls vagina.

Yesterday when I was sick I sneezed in my girlfriends vagina. Now she has one heck of a booger hollow!

by Brenda Staines October 12, 2017

cruz booger

The booger that Ted Cruz ate.

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.

by coobpig March 06, 2016

Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.

Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?

by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022

Booger Sugar

Cocaine

-or-
If your parents killed you its the "mail"

"And she hit that booger sugar 'til her nose bleed (Alright, alright, alright)
Bounce that shit forever, she on both knees"

-T. Scott

by Flatttttt_Stanley December 27, 2022

phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords August 27, 2015

beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 29, 2014

Ugly booger

Ugly booger is totally different from calling your girlfriend ugly

“Ok you ugly booger,whatever you say”

“Sophie quit being such a ugly booger”

by Seth albright November 17, 2021