sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight

please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say

by echkno July 18, 2025

Barry Bonds

A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.

“Last night I did Tanisha so well with that Barry Bonds, I felt like a major leaguer when she was screaming and striking me out!”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

twin bond

a bond only twins can have bigger than any other sort of bond. it can be broken or renewed

we have a twin bond

by keisicky May 9, 2023

Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children

Mr. Bond is so creepy yall

by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018

Zara bond

Hottest girl ever

“Omg is that zara bond, hold me I’m gonna faint she’s too hot.”

by Hot dog gulper October 30, 2021

Bond

When the bond market sneezes the stock market catches the flu.

The stock market can then be impacted, either directly or indirectly, as the sell-off in the bond market can signal a shift in investor sentiment and potentially lead to a decline in stock prices

by Spock* April 11, 2025

Brain Bond

what is yelled when two or more people say the exact same thing, think the exact same thing, or do the exact same thing at the same time.

Joe: "hey that car over there looks like a shroom"
shannon: "OMG i was thinking that exact same thing! BRAIN BOND!"

by shanntaban December 18, 2011