box o porn 

That big stash of XXX rated VHS tapes and DVD's that you keep well hidden from your wife.

"If my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, I'm a dead man!"

box o porn by ~Sable's Seductions~ May 22, 2006

box reader 

Someone who falsly represents themself as a technological authority by using trendy buzz-words he or she read on the backs of modem boxes at Wal-Mart.

#hackersHideaway
<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.

<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.

<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!

box reader by Zor Prime December 2, 2003

box fan 

A homosexual woman; lesbian.

Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degeneres are both huge box fans.

box fan by Dana & Angela October 24, 2007

box choy 

Asian vagina. Or just any ethnicity pussy.

Lets go to the bar i wanna get some box choy take out.

box choy by ratmoe December 27, 2007

Box out 

When she sits on your face until you pass out.

Becki is gonna make me box out tonight

Box out by Kody Sutton November 29, 2017

box of chocolate poop 

where you poop and each droplet is a different color brown. an assortment of chocolate pieces

that was a large box of chocolate poop, i think i even had a caramel filled one.

box of chocolate poop by miguel March 7, 2005

Box-check 

A twisted "game" created by motorcyclists that congregate at a San Diego bike night gathering (in Mira Mesa). Played by attempting to make (mostly harmful) physical contact with another player's genitals.

Players usually stand around in a circle (or semi-circle) discussing random topics and randomly a player will try to "box-check" another by taking a strike at their genitals. The game attempts to make use of several diversions, such as riddles or jokes to distract players.

The box-check is the female version of a "bing-bong"

Most of the motorcyclists at said San Diego Bike Night gathering know that if they try to box-check MCC, she will introduce them to the ground.

none given as no box-check has been completed.

Box-check by The MCC December 26, 2008