blowjobs after marriage 

n. Synonym for Bigfoot.

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.

blowjobs after marriage by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

wife blowjob 

When the person giving a blowjob Feels like they have to do it as opposed to wanting to. More than likely spits, if it even gets that far. She could at least be courteous and let him finish even if she does spit! Just plain rude if you ask me

The blowjob I received last night was more like a Wife blowjob

wife blowjob by tigg56 August 3, 2015

Blue Blowjob

When a girl/guy deepthroats your cock for so long to the point in which her face changes a deep blue colour.

Anthony:"Damn man, you know Felicia?"
Josh:"Yeah"
Anthony:"She gave me a HELLA fine blue blowjob last night, I was afraid she was gonna black out on me."
Josh:"Nice, that's how you get things DONE around here."

Blue Blowjob by TheInfamousDuck July 21, 2016

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.

Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."

Earnest Blowjob by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

blowjob in a parking lot 

the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.

Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!

blowjob in a parking lot by O.G. Junior Mint May 30, 2008

Blowjob Blues

A term used to describe the emotion that a man experiences when he can not achieve an orgasm from a blowjob.

Guy 1: "Hey how was Carol last night? ;D"
Guy 2: Man, I'm so depressed. I got the blowjob blues ):"

Blowjob Blues by Robert on Toast January 7, 2011

blowjob princess 

a gurl that will suck any dick she can swallowing every load from every guy she meets

kellsey .A is a blowjob princess who loves cum.

blowjob princess by the ego smashers December 27, 2006