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bandit beating simulator

The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.
This game really is just a bandit beating simulator.
by meakds3948345 August 22, 2021
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celebratory dick beating

The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor
"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"
by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014
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The Furry Beating Act Of 2021

if you want to beat a furry without ANY consequence then you can beat them under the furry beating act of 2021. also can be referred to as TFBA or TFBAO2021
joe: i will beat a furry today
furry: haha no! i will cancel you on twitter.com!
joe: The Furry Beating Act Of 2021
furry: oh crud
by AtOneWithTheSussy November 28, 2021
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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
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Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.
Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating
by StaplesXD July 9, 2022
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Fire Breathing Dragon

A sexual act in which the male reverse drags his testicles across a male or females face while passing gas.

Derived from the traditional act of wanting to take your testicles and "drag on" someone. You simply add the fire breathing element (your flatchulent.) And you have yourself a Fire Breathing Dragon.
Last night at that party. After you passed out I gave you a Fire Breathing Dragon in front of everyone in the kitchen.
by Banglour July 30, 2014
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