Bored

When you just feel blank and pointless when you are doing nothing. Or what you are when you look up words on Urban Dictionary.

Girl #1 - Im bored
Girl #2- lets look up words on Urban Dictionary.

by bye.felicia April 23, 2015

Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.

I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.

by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016

borecrastination

When you are bored while procrastinating.

John: "Hey man you been learning for the exam?"
Jack: "Nah man, just borecrastination"

by MasterOfNoneV2 September 18, 2016

Bored

When you go on urban dictionary and just search words you already know just to see if there's a funny meaning from other people who are bored.

I'm bored

by Caveman sponge January 12, 2017

bored eating

When you bored af and you resort to eating random shit in order to briefly quench your immense boredom

I was so bored I started bored eating

The only eating I do is bored eating

by Yurts.are.love.yurts.are.life July 17, 2017

Bored

The most felt expression in everyone's lives and always have been. Even since prehistoric times, when dumbasses stared at their spears waiting for something to eat strolled across the corner of their eyes. They could have just called Pizza Hut. Then in the Bronze Age when you couldn't tell if someone killed themselves because they were hungry or because they were bored. Afterwards comes the Iron Age when mushrooms were found out to be poisonous, after someone died because they were bored and wondered how it tasted. Then the Roman Period where people started civil wars just because they weren't in one with any other empire. When the Medieval Period rolled by some guy literally just like the letter "t", thus began the cross and then Christianity. Also, kings started getting so bored they accused their own wives of cheating just for something entertaining.
And that's just the HISTORY on boredom. What drives people to kill or invent. Honestly, while for some its a way to change lives, its mostly to mimic us in death. To look back upon the wasted hours and feel withered and incomplete.
Some people market off boredom. TV let people sit down in the comfort of their own homes and just watch hours of their life pass by without them apprehending what they are truly missing out on.
That's what boredom is, and probably the reason you are reading this right now.

George: Hey yo get me some of that weed I'm bored
Tim: You sure you can do a million other things that can greatly impact your future for the be...
George: Weed my niggah

by Tim's Vs. J's May 5, 2018

Bored

A word when you don't know what to do with your life so you go on Urban Dictionary and type in bored.

I'm so fukin bored. Might as well type this in a sentence...

by ;~; August 24, 2018