blasting a deuce

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent

hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce

by cdude December 1, 2005

Beating the doonies down

Sexual intercourse with a girl who’s ass is large than average.

I can’t hang out tonight I’m beating the doonies down.

Who’s doonies?

Hattie’s

by Bigshmoneydawg May 16, 2021

beating

Generally used to imply someone was driving a point home in a conversation or lecture, possibly in an annoying or tedious way.

"He kept beating on to me about how important it was to wash my hands afterwards..."

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

finger blasting

masturbartion by woman with there fingers/fist

Lizzy gave up men and went to finger blasting

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

take a beating

to be injured in a conflict

Man, you coutld really take a beating.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 23, 2007

beating

A term used to describe a certain kind of sex.

Man !, That boy Alex Sure knows how to beat wordcakes/word, i was walking strange all week.

by Troy May 3, 2003

Turkey Basting

A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.

After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.

by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009