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mountaineer baptism

A Mountaineer Baptism is when an Appalachian State University fan plunges themselves into the waters of the Duck Pond, which contain high levels of bird's fecal matter and urine. This usually will take place after a big sporting event win. Those who undergo a mountaineer baptism usually contract chlamydia from the birds via the water.
After the Miracle on the Mountain (AppState winning the football game at the last second), the drunk students stormed the field and underwent a Mountaineer Baptism down at the Duck Pond.
by ralphbuchinski September 18, 2022
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St. John the Baptist

This is the most treacherous school I have seen in my 47 years of living. I sent my kids here for a year and I am already in debt 30,000 dollars. My kids are 4th graders and came home and they stink of the cafeteria and gym. Their feet especially stink band they now have fungus in between their toes. They need to do hygiene protocols. Their penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He is now traumatized and mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They need to do hygiene protocols. My kids penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He now mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They are taught that premarital pregnancy is a sin. Me and my hunky (FIFTH) cousin/husband had our first child at 14 years old. Ever since then, we now have 7.5 kids and are living in a BEAUTIFUL trailer. So are we going to hell???? HUH?!?! DON’T SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. ZERO STARS. ZERO.
“St.John the Baptist gives your kids foot fungus and obesity.”

“I sent my kid to St. John the Baptist and are now in debt by 40,000 dollars.”
by alphasubmissivemale August 30, 2022
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landover baptist

A false internet-based church dedicated to exposing a side of christianity most do not know.
Landover Baptist does not welcome those who are not saved
by Falconrath August 13, 2003
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Baptist

A member of one of several hundred Christian denominations who all agree that the the Bible is the literal word of God, but don't agree with each other. See fundamentalist, fucktard
Q. What religion are you, Reformed Baptist?
A. No, they're going to Hell(tm). I'm a Sovergn Grace Baptist.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006
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baltimore club music

fast,danceable blend of hip hop,house,and whatever the producer wants to mix in.got dc hatin' on bmore TERRIBLY right now.dc-learn how to spell first-and then hate.bmore kids dont even know what go go is-so they def aint imitating it.dj class is major label-any go go artist?sorry-c ya next time.
by scottie b baltimore January 29, 2009
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Baltimore Accent

The language spoken on the streets of Baltimore is one that has been refined over the last 30 years. It's a largely homegrown accent, and it's one that's mainly confined to the city and its black suburbs. A person from Baltimore never pronounces the T. It's more like Ball-di-more, or usually just B-More. Yo often, unnecessarily, begins AND ends many sentences.

-Switching Vowels-
Words like red, bed, and dead are pronounced with Is: red=rid, bed=bid, dead=did. Chair sounds more like "cheer" in Baltimore. Orange sounds more like "oinch"!
-Adding Consonants-

It's hard to explain what happens to words like too, blue, or do. It comes out with an added r somewhere, and the actual sound can't be accurately spelled.
-New Words-
In the late 90s, young Baltimoreans could be heard calling "Ay yerp" in all corners of the city. In context it sounds more like yerp=yo
-Altered Definitions-
Many definition changes are related to crime. For example, the movie "Blow" brought national recognition to a nickname of cocaine. However, ask for "blow" in Baltimore, and you'll get served heroin. Drug cops are "knockers". To get "plucked" is to be punched. Sneakers are always tennis shoes, or just "tennis" for short. Braids are almost always "plaits". A whore in Baltimore is not a prostitute, he or she is a coward. Even Baltimorean children have slang. Cut or budge in line and you'll be told not to "rude in line".
Baltimore Accent examples:
"Somebody gotta go get a hack (illegal cab) so we can go out the county (the suburbs).

"A yo, you seen Mike, yo?"

"Yo just got plucked by one of them dirty ass knockers."
by OwlGreene April 7, 2011
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Southern Baptist

The most hypocrtical and narrow minded religion in the United States, and possibly the world. Not only is it bad enough they are Protestant, they bash everyone who is not of their church and condemn everybody to hell, including Gays, non Christians, and even other Christians like Roman Catholics and Greek/Russian Orthodox members. They are in company with the likes of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson--they are the epitome of hypocrisy.
Jerry Falwell said 9/11 was America's fault because of gays.
by Jo Jo February 3, 2005
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