Bate and switch

When the cover of a porn video is misleading or intentionally lies about what is actually in the video.

Mike: Dammit, I fell victim to another bate and switch last night.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.

by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

Batey

A kid with a HUGE nose and a prepubescent girlfriend who eats things that don't belong to her, and has been known to lay a Jew egg or two from time to time.

The other day, I ran into Batey, and his Jewish Girlfriend stole my jewelry.

by Shawn Batey August 4, 2007

Pro Bates

A person who is not him or herself in public and strives for perfection and has a strange obsession on number of things. The person can possibly be psychotic as Patrick Bateman. He or she might show a few signs like jealously and tries to keep cool, so he or she won't show their true image.

"Dude, have you met that guy last weekend? Fucking Pro Bates all afternoon."

"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."

by Justified501 October 30, 2012

Bate Fanny

sum who who is really dumb

"i think that gurl is well butterz"

"shut up you bate fanny, your more butterz"

by BaBi_KruFFy September 27, 2005

bate

Under aged attractive male or female. Means they look good but might land you in Jail if you take the bate.

You: Man, that girl is fine.
Me: Yeah, she fine but she's jail bate.

by dkbailey February 14, 2005

Batface

A person, normally a woman, who is so annoying that you want to break a baseball bat across her face.

"I can't stand her. She's such a batface I just want to break a louisville slugger across her nose."

by monkeyslayer45 April 22, 2009

Batesville

A small, horrible, heroin ridden town full of imcompetent, conceited, drug addicted idiots who often make fun of other towns(Greensburg) to make them feel better about themselves. But in all actuality there is not a single person in the whole town of Batesville who is not a heroin addicted whore. The town matches its people(trashy). They have tried and failed several times to make Batesville a nicer town(making a sign blocking the entrance of Liberty Park that says, "Welcome"). but nothing will ever work:)

Drug Dealer#1: We better get out of the country that girl we sold to died!!
Dug Dealer#2: Yeah we better pack up and get of Batesville!!!

or

Mom: Do you want to go to Skyline?
Daughter: i would but its in Batesville!

by GreensburgBitches! December 18, 2011