playing Mormon baseball 

Playing Mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild "sexual" acts that Mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:

Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.

I could hear Elder Drew and Sharron playing Mormon baseball last night in the other room. I think they were watching 19 Kids and Counting on the couch together!

playing Mormon baseball by BigPapaJon January 20, 2011

uber baseball cap 

An oversized baseball cap with a ridiculously huge rim.
Also tends to cover the eyes and ears of anyone who wears one.
Mostly worn by blacks or latinos in urban communities (male or female).

Anyone wearing an uber baseball cap looks like a complete idiot.

uber baseball cap by Twentyfour December 29, 2005

Living room baseball 

To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".

Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".

Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.

Living room baseball by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006

Russian Baseball

When you shoot baseballs with a shotgun as FPS Russia did

Yo man im bored what you wana do?
Lets play some russian baseball!

Russian Baseball by tunnel rat June 8, 2012

Have you seen my baseball? 

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.

Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"

Have you seen my baseball? by NickLover July 2, 2008

Modern Baseball 

The best fucking Midwest Emo band ever. Even tho Bren Lukens wants to be a girl, he made an amazing band wit great music.

Wtf happened to Modern Baseball, they just kind of fell off and never made music again.

Modern Baseball by funnymanbro April 17, 2022

I'd rather play baseball 

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

I'd rather play baseball by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008