Wouldn't answer a dog's bark

A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.

"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"

by Sleekit December 15, 2023

bark stripper

Giving a blowjob with your teeth bared, scraping along the shaft of the penis.

Jenny would be a great gf, if only she wasn't such a bark stripper.

by timd1988 December 30, 2015

Mart Bark

a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.

wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)

by the best mc, 123 abc October 05, 2010

Bark Fart

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.

The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?

by e742df March 21, 2021

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 01, 2010

All bark no bite

Amanda from Squid Game- The Challenge A Reality Competition

Bro she’s so annoying, all bark no bite!

Oh you talking about Amanda?

by Momlover206 December 10, 2023

All Bark no Bite

Dillon Danis.

Dillon Talks alot of shit but landed a total of 9 punches. hes All bark no bite

by BizmoF October 14, 2023