The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.
Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
by 21 Kid 21 Kid 21 21 21 21 January 26, 2023
Get the Bald Man Syndromemug. the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair
person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy
by not44limes September 6, 2021
Get the Bald Dad Syndromemug. A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,
by OKPANIEEE March 31, 2023
Get the bald cat daymug. Mr Body Bald is a robot resembling a bald child that looks like Malachi. Mr Body Bald will scream about how he is going to Urinate all over you and poop all over you untill, his butt turns white. The only way to shut him down is to say "Penis". His goal in life is to get someone to "Suck his butt untill it turns red."
by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021
Get the Mr Body Baldmug. Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.
Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
Get the Bald White Manmug. (n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.
Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
Get the cobain bald spotmug. Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?
I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.
I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.
by danejuan July 10, 2005
Get the bald-headed champmug.