bald headed miner

an erection. Plain and simple.

John pulls a fitty, takes her back to his flat and introduces her to his 'bald headed miner'.

by Cecil Squeezepipe October 3, 2011

bald cat day

A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,

"i love bald cat day"

by OKPANIEEE March 31, 2023

Bald Man Syndrome

The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.

Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.

by 21 Kid 21 Kid 21 21 21 21 January 26, 2023

Bald White Man

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.

Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.

by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

cobain bald spot

(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.

Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.

"JFK had a Cobain bald spot."

by edward_violet December 16, 2009

bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan July 10, 2005

bald guy nod

The brotherly bond of baldness that two bald strangers have, the nod that they give each other almost telekinetically saying "I see you there bro, I know how it be".

I had a bad day and was walking home when a stranger gave me the bald guy nod. Suddenly, I knew everything was going to be alright.

by Handle already in aaaa June 18, 2020