bald cat day

A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,

"i love bald cat day"

by OKPANIEEE March 31, 2023

Bald Man Syndrome

The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.

Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.

by 21 Kid 21 Kid 21 21 21 21 January 26, 2023

bald head butch

It refers to that guy who believes anything and does what he is told good or bad right or wrong

you guys must be mistaken me for some bald head butch.

by bobby calder June 24, 2021

Bald White Man

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.

Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.

by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

cobain bald spot

(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.

Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.

"JFK had a Cobain bald spot."

by edward_violet December 16, 2009

bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan July 10, 2005

bald egg beffrey

Jeffrey Holzbaur

Oh no looks like Bald Egg Beffrey started a FaceTime.

by PotatoSaladX March 14, 2021