BROWN BALLON KNOT

BROWN BALLON KNOT IS A BUTT HOLE!

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT A BUTTHOLE IT LOOKS LIKE A BALLON KNOT!!

LIKE AY THAT GIRL IS SO SEXY IMMA TONGUE PUNCH HER BROWN BALLON KNOT!

by AZNPAINTRAIN July 5, 2021

explosive balloon coitus

When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.

If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)

by TheWorstPartyIdeasEver March 4, 2023

The Water Ballon

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!

Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon

by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013

Minnesota hot air balloon

When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.

Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.

by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018

Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.

"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"

by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018

Hot Air Ballooning

When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.

I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018

Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

by bootthescoot November 10, 2020