Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard

by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014

Bacon Cave

A phrase referring to the appearance of the female genitals; also closly linked in association to the bologna drapesand mud flaps

Man, I'd like to put my bologna pony in her Bacon Cave!

by Jimmie Dead August 29, 2006

bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

BACON

BACON!!!= sex in a skillet

Kara guess what...BACON!!! lol

by K.R.T + A.G.H = BFF's October 26, 2011

Bacon Drapes

Inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon.

Daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes. But I dug it out anyways.

by Sharpie2222 February 4, 2006

pocket bacon

Bacon youbkeep in the pocket to eat on long trips

"Hey do any of you have some bacon? I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here"

by Dearergoose October 10, 2017

bacon loop

An occurrence in densely populated living areas, like apartment and dorm buildings, in which the delicious aroma of one person cooking bacon travels through the building causing others who have bacon to cook it, thus spreading and continuing the bacon loop.

Smell that? Get out the frying pan, its time for the bacon loop.

by cmonkey December 3, 2007