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baby keem

Super talented rapper and songwriter.
Deserves way more recognition.
Kendrick Lamar's cousin.
Makes great music unlike some wack rappers.
Dude 1: BITCH SIT ON MY FACE, I ATTACK THAT!
Dude 2: My brooooo. You fw Baby Keem?
Dude 1: Yeah man, he the GOAT!
Dude 1&2: BITCH SIT ON MY FACE I ATTACK THAT!!
by Jslime November 26, 2021
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tech baby

One from the millennial generation who feels entitled. They work for tech companies that give them free swag, free booze, free clothes embroidered with trendy tech logos, transportation to and from work, free food at work, and lots of coddling. Have a hard time when things don’t go their way. They don’t understand the real world. When all else fails, they cry. Tech babies are especially present in the San Francisco Bay area.
Jed is such a tech baby.

Jed partied too hard on the work organized outing so took a “work” from home day which meant he answered one email but mostly binged on Netflix. Around dinner time he wished he had gone to work for the free meal because he actually cannot cook.

How does a tech baby know it’s Saturday?
The bus doesn’t pick them up for work.
by megabink November 23, 2016
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Passing the Baby

When a pregnant, lesbian woman is simultaneously delivering her child and scissoring with another woman and in the midst of this sexual congress the child is passed into the other woman's vagina and back to the biological mother and so forth, oscillating between the two until one of them achieves climax and whatever that woman says is the child's name henceforth.
"So, Fuckmesideways, how did you get your name?" "Oh, my mother was passing the baby when she had me and unfortunately Barbra won. She always regrets losing because she always thought Kyle was such a lovely name..."
by keatzsche September 22, 2013
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Baby Boomers

The most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of the Greatest and Silent Generations, who grew up with the hardship of the Great Depression and won World War 2, the baby boomers had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.

They act as if the world (particularly THEIR progeny, Generations X and Y) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for how they perceived they changed society. They romanticize their promiscuous, drug-induced escapades as having been some sort of Earth-shaking cultural movement that changed the course of history. As if they were the first and last generation to get fucked up and have random sex, and as if that somehow changed the world.

By the 80s every hippie had somehow lost touch with his values of altruism, free love, and selflessness, and had transformed into a suit-wearing, cutthroat yuppie. By now he's a middle-class suburbanite slob. Growing increasingly irrelevant, the baby boomer is trying to insist that his generation was God's gift to the world when in reality it was a selfish, petty, hedonistic generation that turned its back on everything it once stood for.

With modern medicine and a society that is increasingly health-conscious, the boomers are guaranteed to live on for decades beyond their utility, leeching off their posterity (a younger generation smaller than their predecessors, the first Americans who failed to reproduce at a sustainable rate) to the very end.
Baby Boomers: You punk kids should show some respect for your elders!

Punk Kid: Weren't you the ones who invented the phrase "Don't Trust Anyone Over 30?"
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. July 25, 2010
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Graal Babies

(noun)
A group of Idiotic, annoying teenagers with no life. They choose to be "adopted" and say the letter "w" as the second letter of each word. Example: Mwommy.
Graal Babies: ADWOPT MWE MWY DWADDY DWIED IWN A CWAR AWCCIDENT!
by GoDoT July 4, 2012
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food baby

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.
Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!
by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011
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Baby Trap

When a girl has a guy's baby in order to establish or maintain a relationship or, to obtain child support. On rare occassions, they try having a man's baby in order to steal them from another female.
The only reason Mike and Alexis are together is because Alexis Baby-trapped him.
by F-40 February 28, 2004
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