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black attack

n. - A situation in which one is overpowered by a need for some food item commonly associated with African Americans. Aforementioned item must be incredibly stereotypical for the situation to be deemed a full-force "black attack".
<Eating sandwich with mayonnaise>
John: "Dude, you smell those wings? Or those collard greens? Maybe it's just me..."
<Grabs grape soda>
Steven: "BLACK ATTACK!"
by 3V July 11, 2006
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fat attack

A fat attack is when a large man such as nick jiggles so hard and sloshes like a beast that he falls to the ground in an apparent seizure of fat.
Nick jiggled so hard that he had a fat attack.
by Johnnyboy5455454 November 27, 2006
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spaz attack

Don't have a spaz attack!
by Spazman January 25, 2005
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shart attack

When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.
John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
by Lexdeacon June 8, 2011
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Attack Helicopter

When you spin your dick around in circles very fast while cumming on a Girl/Guys face to represent helicopter blades and shooting from a guys "Gun".
I was being and 'Attack Helicopter' to this Gir/Guy and 'shot' her in the face from it.
by Noongar1800 October 27, 2020
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Attack Helicopter

A helicopter that attacks certain people. It is also considered a gender. Pronouns of the gender include heli (for he or she), Attas (for his or hers), Ati (for him or her).
Social justice warrior: YoU aRe HoMoPhObIc ArEnT yOu!
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.
by NuggetInc September 24, 2020
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