Dirty Matthew Ashley

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out

Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

by Period pain March 9, 2019

Ashley Tisdale

Okay. Not good, great, bad, or terrible. Just okay. One would come to realize when coming across something like an interview on TV or in a magazine, if you can at least sustain the sight of that weird face of hers. Or finding out that the porn star and the prettyboy cunt aren't her friends anymore. Or even just because she's not with Disney anymore and that biohazard blond hair is now a strange colored brown. But still be kept caution after hearing that she's still eight kinds of people at once, and she is that old to still be wanting anything she wants.

Great - Obviously, no female stars have gotten here.
Good - Hayden Panettiere/Taylor Swift
Okay - Ashley Tisdale
Bad - Projects "Demi"/"Selena"/others from Disney/Jamie Lynn
Terrible - Projects "Miley"/"Vanessa".

Mary: What do you think of this girl?
Tim: Meh. She's Ashley Tisdale.
Mary: NUH UH!!! She can't be! Only Hannah Montana could be 2 different people! AHHHH!!!
Tim: No, you fucktard. I mean she's not bad. She's okay, but keep looking.

by Smart American Male June 8, 2009

Ashley Saul

Usually the most awesome person alive! But on occasions has a tendency to do stupid stuff... like running into poles... or thinking that deers live in nest, or even wanting to build halfway houses.. So depending on the day, Ashley Sauls can be very reliable and pretty much AMAZING.

I wish I was Ashley Saul!

by allknowingofagriculture August 5, 2011

Ashley

A girl who is still trying to figure out life. Typically blonde, with a decent body. Tends to like herself more than others do. Some people see right through her, although many don't. Has a great personality, although she doesn't use it in the right ways. Talks a lot of gossip about everyone, but doesn't realize people do the same about her. Has a big ego and is usually full of herself. They are a good friend when you need them to be, but she's not one you want to mess with. She can be a big bitch without even realizing it. If she doesn't get her way she becomes very unhappy. Ashley is really fun to be around if you forget all her flaws. A lot of guys think shes attractive, although many find her quite strange. Ashleys loves being popular and cool, and can easily be misunderstood. They can often be rude and inconsiderate, but have a sensitive side as well. Ashley's can be pretty cool girls if you get to know them, but don't be fooled by their outward appearance.

Hey did you hear about Tim and Tom?" "Yes, who told you?!" "...Ashley" "Oh of course!

by babyboo_123 April 9, 2011

ashley chase

A no good slut mcbaggin, stuck up Gods ass knowing damn well she's the biggest sinner around.

That girls such an Ashley chase.

by thatsohaley January 13, 2014

ashley

An "Ashley" is usually one who will take your breath away at first sight. She's original, amazing, different in all the perfect ways and her beauty is undeniable. She will have the most mesmerizing eyes that anyone could ever have and just looking into them will make one lose their mind and fall deep in love with her, without necessarily trying. She's crazy but in the best ways possible and will surely change your life in the most positive way. She has a smile that will force you to smile no matter what, it's adorable. She's ridiculously sweet and anyone who is lucky enough to know a true Ashley should never let her go because they won't find another girl like her. She should be treated like a goddess and deserves the best in the world.

Ashley is the best girl a boy can have.

A girl that is always crazy with her friends.
She is always trying to make the best out of things.

by [e-mail] June 18, 2016

Ashley

Is the Queen of Hearts, she is loyal as a lion and nothing can get in her way!

Ashley is always there for her friends and family, she is the coolest girl i have ever met!

by Boss_Lady100 December 20, 2016