Doggy Pancake

It's the sexual position akin to Doggy Style, except instead of the woman (or gentleman, if you swing that way) being on her (or his) hands and knees, she (or he) lies on her (or his!) stomach. Thus, the doggy pancake.
Advantages - Very comfortable, pleasurable for the woman.
Disadvantages - There are disadvantages? There are no disadvantages, unless you hate comfort and orgasms.
Girl #1 - You got laid last night? How was it?
Girl #2 - Great, obviously.

Girl #1 - Why obviously?

Girl #2 - We did the doggy pancake. Win! I mean, I came like 47 times.

Girl #1 - (To random male passerby) Hey you! Come here! We're doing the doggy pancake! Lose the pants!
by Ladies is pimps too December 19, 2010
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Waffles and Pancakes

An excuse most commonly used when, another asks “what does WAP mean”
Guy 1: Hey bro what does WAP mean?

Guy 2: Uhhh, waffles and pancakes...
by Pantshitter5 October 25, 2020
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chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!
by Max August 20, 2004
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pancake nipples

Extremely oversized nipples, typically seen on overweight girls with orangutan titties
When I removed her bra, I was apalled to see that she had pancake nipples, so I improvized and poured maple syrup on them before sucking on them.
by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006
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pussy pancake

aka twat waffle. Someone who is very annoying and thinks they are the shit, but clearly are a douche bag.
Patrick, you are the biggest pussy pancake, so stop bitching and come pick me up!
by Achey January 27, 2008
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Pancake abortion

When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
by 13en Warner September 15, 2011
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cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.
if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
by k-dizzski October 12, 2006
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