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The Andrew Jansick

One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:

- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.

- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.

- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.

- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.

- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.

- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.

- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.

- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.

*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
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Andrew Seward

Bass player for against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.

Although not an official a vocalist, Seward has his own microphone at every show and can be heard singing back-up in the band's 2001 EP The Disco Before The Breakdown.
Andrew Seward makes love to the low end, and when he's done, he can make love to me.
by donkey jim November 25, 2007
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Andrew Dowling

usually an anoying person who doesnt know what stop means he usually asks you over and over for your ipod. they dont shut up and not good around girls
by unknown person123 March 24, 2010
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Andrew DeLuca

A beautiful hot surgeon at the medical drama Grey's Anatomy that we all wish we could have in real life.
Girl 1: Ugh he is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah but he is not Andrew Deluca
by foxxyyyyy October 12, 2019
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andrew

Someone who is very witty and clever. was once considered a nerd but not strangley extremely computer boy hot! Can strangely put his leg over his head, usually the middle child. He secretely loves squirrels and is ashamed of those he houses with. He knows his living situation is temporary and will soon be much better though.
i hired a guy named andrew to fix my computer and was certain he was a cool guy
by desereay February 19, 2009
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Andrew Tate

A misogynistic mf who likes to influence young men into becoming an Alpha male to pull all the bitches. Only to find out, unfortunately, the strategy of being an asshole and disrespecting 50% of the population doesn't normally get you bitches or a functional family.

He smokes, wears sunglasses and pretends that his bald, scabbed and egg-head is cool like the Rock's.
Hey, did you hear about Andrew Tate?
Yeah. He's cool.
He said he likes to make a mark on women, women can't have multiple husbands because its disgusting, if you get r*ped you should take responsibility, men r*ping women is normal behavior, women who aren't virgins are used goods, depression isn't real, women are property, I can claim a women, they shouldn't drive, they should remain indoors, he suggests he will beat women if he thinks they deserve it, he is a slut-shamer, he doesn't allow his girlfriends to talk to any men and he won't allow them to go outside.

Oh.
He does bring light to the struggles of men.
by The God Of Chickens November 20, 2022
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Andrew

has GIANT HANDS!!
WOAH!, did Andrew grow antlers.
No thats just his hands next to his head.
by just that person October 20, 2008
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