steaming raincoat

A euphemism for a condom with ejaculate in it; a used condom

You have to be careful not to leave your steaming raincoat somewhere the dog can get to it.

by Dr. Pingu April 4, 2021

Steam Marketplace

The best way to make 7 cents.

My ultra rare trading card was bought on the steam marketplace. I have enough to buy 28% of a gumball! :D

by Pasta Warfare October 26, 2022

steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.

I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.

by jynxuome April 14, 2021

Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...

Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"

by Badoge May 17, 2016

Steam Roller

Something you use to try and crush your step brother’s great grandson in stopped time. Works better if your hair is blond and have been stuck at the bottom of the ocean for a century.
See Dio Brando

-WRRYYYYYYYYY ! ROAD ROLLER!!
-ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! Your steam roller cannot stop me!

by A failure and a dissapointment December 11, 2019

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: You're a Steaming Hillenturd for shoving the words in a his mouth

by R33001 December 12, 2021

Steaming Charlie

A hot shower fart

I was in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and my wife let out a Steaming Charlie in the shower.

by Snarfy74 April 2, 2020