anal-glycoma

a play on words suggesting an inability to do something

Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.

anal-glycoma by Workless September 29, 2011

Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.

Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.

Anal Frankenstine by SOAK666 September 24, 2013

anal plane 

Where you drop the soap and someone comes in really fast and inserts the penis in the butt

I can't drop the soap without getting a anal plane.

anal plane by cracker slacker May 7, 2015

anal dazzle

When Glitter is used along with anal sex.
Usualy combining anal lubrication with glitter.

Guy1: Yo guy2 did you get with that hot lady?

Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!

Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.

Guy2: You know it brah!

anal dazzle by NewDefinesBruh May 13, 2015

Anal Smellocaust

When the smell of a person's ass is so bad that you would rather kill yourself in a gas chamber that experience it.

Becky's ass smelled so bad that it reminded me of the Anal Smellocaust. ass anal smelly holocaust

Anal Smellocaust by Assmuffins June 17, 2015

anal pirate 

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles

I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.

anal pirate by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015

Anal Chutney 

A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.

Jason ate so many prunes his diarrhea looked like an anal chutney.

Anal Chutney by BDizzle55 November 17, 2015