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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.
-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!
by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017
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not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"
by --ee-- October 7, 2023
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A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.
"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
by anonymous August 11, 2024
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national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
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even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.
Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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