Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"
"wow, what an Albert Camus"
by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024
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albert einstein

-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok
by quarot May 14, 2024
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diabetic albert

Its a diabetic kid that cant get fat because hes diabetic
Dang that kid Albert D is such a diabetic albert no wonder hes skinny.
by 404unknownkid March 30, 2022
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Albert Einstein High School

The place to be
Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!
by dumbbitchbutshecuteiguess June 28, 2021
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Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.
Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
by Not Albert April 30, 2015
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paige albert

how would you explain paige albert in 3 words?
a bad bitch
by bad_bitch1223 March 22, 2021
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Albert Beldad

The universally correct response to any situation or comeback with anyone that disrespects or ignores you. You can also use this to start a conversation or end one. It's appropriately convenient for people that want to be part of a conversation in a group chat but don't know what to say.
Karl tolentino asked: Asan na Akarin GF ko?
Roehan replies: Albert Beldad
by Michael Yumizuri November 19, 2021
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