Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
by geoxd657 April 13, 2018
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by nonicknam3 November 26, 2017
An endangered governing system.
All power on the king.
Easy to be abdicated.
The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.
The King's children are his successors.
Used to dominate most of the world's government.
All power on the king.
Easy to be abdicated.
The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.
The King's children are his successors.
Used to dominate most of the world's government.
by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023
Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.
I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
"Hey did you see the latest game?"
"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
by Raedellion February 19, 2025
the types of people who don't like Numberblocks
Mark is an absolute imbecile.
by theamazingtritri October 28, 2021
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