white boy

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally
"The white boy bangs his head on the concrete until he fractures his scull and puts himself in a coma. No one could stop him, he's unreasonable. There's no talking to him."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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White Boy

Being so white you glow in the sun and blind children.
Alex is such a White Boy, I now feel my eyes burning.
by Selfroaster March 05, 2019
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White Boy

When A Other Race Calls You White Boy usually A Insult But For Some Cases (Like Mine) its just used a nickname
person 1-Yo Whats Good White Boy" person 2-"Nothing Just Hitting The Block today"
by yaboyleto December 27, 2022
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White Boys

Often the target of many gay bottoms or poc women. Unattainable, tasteless, yet so attractive.
Hi baby, I love White Boys, hi! I got that W.A.P. this that black pussy. You know, I don’t know if you know about that black pussy. But once you go black you will never go back. Owwww.” -yungmiami
by Hopeless_bottom January 18, 2022
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White Boy Got Girls

When a white boy is in a very healthy relationship with one or more women at the same time.
Also when a white boy has unspoken rizz and doesn’t need to do anything for it.
Person 1: He is kissing multiple girls at once, all the girls love him.
Person 2: “White boy got girls!”
by OnTheTopic May 22, 2023
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Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 05, 2024
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