von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark

Yo I'm gonna use von the land shark in Marvel Rivals.

by slickytv February 1, 2025

Von

Von”. They are the “best girlfriend” you could ever ask for when you need them. they will always have you back no matter what. There voice is so amazing, they are so Talented and loyal.

Friend 1. “Did you know von is really talented

by anonymous November 22, 2021

The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').

"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"

by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024

Von w

Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.

Person 1: Wheres Von w ?

Person 2: Oh he's busy being chased by a dog

by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021

Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive

Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.

by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017

King Vonning

Getting rid of op's on opp block by force

Lil bro: "Bout to go clear them ops"
Big bro: "Yh lets go king vonning g"

by GavinPalmer December 3, 2024

Von Hugel'ed

To crash your body into someone else's body due to a rush of excitement, which may or may not result in knocking the other person to the ground. This term was created in honor of a contestant who almost knocked Ryan Seacrest down on the talent show American Idol. The term began receiving prominence after the video went viral on the web.

"When I found out I won, I was so excited that I Von Hugel'ed the guy giving me the trophy."

"Sorry man, can't believe I Von Hugel'ed you in my fit of excitement. Let me help you off the floor."

by dplevrites August 30, 2012