by sibby98 February 1, 2015
Get the baseball girlfriendmug. Something that is non-existing
by FritzValentino February 21, 2022
Get the maggies girlfriendmug. A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..
by LogofileMBA November 30, 2022
Get the Stunt Girlfriendmug. The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.
(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
by MisterStealYourReich January 28, 2017
Get the what girlfriend?mug. A girlfriend you have at a short time only because you're bored or just want to have a girlfriend. A girl who is dumb, is lonely, or has daddy issues make great targets. You usually will lie and appeal to this person until they get sick of you or you get sick of them. Then when you're done you get them to hate you so you don't have to talk to them again.
by Bendickmemes February 21, 2019
Get the Disposable Girlfriendmug. Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022
Get the Minecraft Girlfriendmug. Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
by Candace2332 July 9, 2018
Get the Girlfriend rulemug.