To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
Get the Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.mug. A woman who hops or goes from place to place to live. Not a couch surfer though. They take advantage of and live off of someone which is usually a much older man, because they can’t keep a job or get a home of their own. They lead the homeowner on to make them think they have a chance at a relationship but it never happens. Once she’s taken what she needs and they realize what she’s done and call her out she will act as if she’s been abused or taken advantage of to try to make herself look like she’s done no wrong and get sympathy from the next victim.
by Friend of Ms.Mf January 7, 2021
Get the Island hopping Heathermug. Heather is the baby of the world. She is just perfect, tells the truth, and always has adds her friends back on Snapchat. But never do her wrong, once you break her trust she might not be too forgiving. She has a lisp and does the Vaseline challenge. She's the life of the party and loves to make friends on Snapchat. Heather spits saliva when she speaks due to her lisp. (She is a baby after all) If you know a Heather you know her presence is addicting. You always want her around because everything about her is perfect and she smells like perfume (unless she needs her diaper changed). She's definitely innocent and pure. Her eyes gleam under her eyepatch (and get admired) , her nose is kissable, and her smile could lift up a room (she has Vaseline on her lips and even her teeth) and not to mention she's a very special baby girl, a gift from a guardian angel. Heather is a shy but sassy baby. Although Heather often times struggles to see her own worth, hundreds appreciate her everyday. Especially her birthday. They lift up her eyepatch and admire her gleaming eyes. They kiss her nose. And they stroke her sweet, wavy dark blond hair (but the smell when she needs her diaper changed is not so sweet). Never give up on a Heather. She's a baby angel in disguise. Literally. She even has wings.
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023
Get the Heathermug. a heather is a person that you like but hate yet at the same time. she/he is so perfect and everyone likes them, they're good at everything they do, they're smart, they're funny, and last but not least, they're beautiful/handsome. maybe they're not popular, maybe they are. they know how to fix a wrong into a right, and they know sometimes things can't be fixed no matter how hard they try. and if someone calls you one, take it as a compliment!
Jason: dude that new girl is such a Heather!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!
by TheyLuvvCiarra December 11, 2021
Get the Heathermug. by bigppdragonslayer42069 January 7, 2020
Get the heather Healymug. A caring person who is always willing to go out of her way. Doesn't always get everything going on but is very smart and always passionate about at least one thing. She's incredibly generous but never willing to budge on their principles. Doesn't bother much with what the world want and likes what she likes without thinking about what others think. Can get incredibly frustrating but is easily worth the fuss in all the positivity she can bring to your life.
by Paper flamingo December 2, 2023
Get the Heathermug. by Genx6969 October 27, 2019
Get the Heathermug.