by enydrial456 May 17, 2010
Get the going-to-have-fun-ness mug.Ness comes from the Pk dictionary of greatness. It Stems from his personal vocabulary. It is in reference to the male sexual organ
some say kizzdogg created, but it was Pk
some say kizzdogg created, but it was Pk
by Pete K aka Human crack in the flesh holaaa March 15, 2005
Get the ness mug.You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.
by bklynsnow April 15, 2010
Get the Nessie mug.An individual who is around 20 years old with a constant 5-o'clock shadow; he can be seen behind turn-tables and mixin'-boards or in the drivers seat of large white trucks doing dangerous desert donuts through dusty landscapes. He may have silhouette-stickers of volumptuous women slapped against his rear window like bookends, framing his So-Cal logo. With a white bandana on his rear-view mirror, he enjoys smoking cigarretes with Dying Is Your Latest Fashion rumbling his tasteful, touch-screen deck. He generally thumbs through said deck while driving in two lanes down Wilmot to let his passengers explore the expansive reaches of his musical tastes. Just as he entertains his listeners with a wide variety of harmonic progressions, he enjoys showing off his pet hermit-crab, Brutis. Such a man frequently visits a particular Starbucks location, greeting odd passer-bys with friendlyness and enthusiasm. In summary, a fellow of such merit is an unstoppable urbandictionary whore. Perusing through their word of the day list by the sites' personalized e-mail list, this guy enjoys the oddities in life--one of which includes a pyromaniac photographer with the body of a goddess. And he rocks at making fudge.
Did you see one of those Nick Nassifs last night? His beard was raging over that sound-board!
Dude, look at that Nick Nassif! He's managed to show off Brutis to another girl. Gets the ladies everytime, that one.
Were you out with that Nick Nassif the other night? He tore up that patch of dirt with is new brakes!
Dude, look at that Nick Nassif! He's managed to show off Brutis to another girl. Gets the ladies everytime, that one.
Were you out with that Nick Nassif the other night? He tore up that patch of dirt with is new brakes!
by a-gypsy's-name January 7, 2012
Get the Nick Nassif mug.Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.
While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.
by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012
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Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
by Zak Hill May 7, 2008
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