nigga wipe

A person that's a retard and wants to always kill themselves. A nigga wipe is a nigga wipe. It is what it is. Booty

Why are you pushing me like that? You nigga wipe!

by Jiji418 December 10, 2016

Wet Wipe

An absolute pussy, usually referring to frigid

Damn that cunt is a soppy wet wipe

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

ass-wipe

toilet paper

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

ass wipe

used to say something is bad...crap...rubbish...how to describe teachers and spacky chavs

omg! french in such an ass wipe

by fish pie June 27, 2005

ass-wipe

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.

If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!

by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021

glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

by Silver K June 1, 2009

residual wipings

The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.

You can wipe and wipe and wipe, but you're never truly free of residual wipings until you shower.

by bepbopborp July 29, 2009