nigga wipe

A person that's a retard and wants to always kill themselves. A nigga wipe is a nigga wipe. It is what it is. Booty

Why are you pushing me like that? You nigga wipe!

by Jiji418 December 10, 2016

gripe wipe

The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.

"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.

"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."

"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"

by WordWally June 5, 2009

ass-wipe

toilet paper

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

ass wipe

used to say something is bad...crap...rubbish...how to describe teachers and spacky chavs

omg! french in such an ass wipe

by fish pie June 27, 2005

ass-wipe

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.

If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!

by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021

glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

by Silver K June 1, 2009

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005