Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks April 4, 2007

windows neptune

A version of Microsoft Windows that was do to arrive at the same time as windows 2000, but never made it past the second beta. It was supposed to be a home version of windows 2000, but was cancelled by Microsoft, and later merged with Windows XP.

I can't believe Windows Neptune got cancelled, looks like it's time for 98 again.

by Jl533 September 16, 2005

Window tough guy

Some weak ass punk kid who yells shit out at you from the passenger side of their friends car . Usually something like "Pussy", "Fag", "Fuck you", or some other bullshit to make them appear tough. If they were in any real situation where someone could retaliate they would never say such a thing.

Friend: "Dude some asshole screamed some shit at me for no reason while I was walking over to your house."

You: "Lol, really what did they say."

Friend: "I don't really know some shit like suck a dick or something."

You: "Ohhh a Window tough guy, I got it now." "You should just carry a rock in your pocket to throw at those assholes."

by Velocirautins October 2, 2010

windowcleaner

Used when referring to a person which had a sexual experience where he/she got caught by an individual or a group of people

"Hahaha look at cloud-, remember when he cleaned the window?"

or....

"Oh cloud, remember the windowcleaner?"

by VegetaSan January 18, 2007

Windows seXP

a nickname that can be used to cipher porno CDs and make it easy to give it to your friends.

person1: hey dude, i received one fine version of windows seXP.
person2: wow amazing!! give it to me i wanna install it on my machine.

by al zubur January 1, 2012

Windows 11

If Windows 10 was kick-ass, Windows 11 is 'not-so-much'...and, yeah, brings back memories of Vista, ME but is basically just Windows 10 w/a different start menu and some tweaks...if you run AMD CPUs good luck...Win95, XP, Windows 7, Win 10 were all good...throw in NT4 as well...Windows 11 will have no real identity...bring back that Kat chick who ran the insider program until about a year or so ago...at least she was great to look at and had brains.

You know, Bill seems distracted since those harassment posts...let's issue a reconstituted OS based on Window 10...maybe that will redirect the attention...OK, what do we call it...how about take the length of his dick based on those emails to the board before he was canned and multiply by 10.

Windows 11 needs (but can bypassed, thanks Ratiborus) TPM, which is like saying even if you don't get your period, you still need to wear a mask.

Oh, man, so I noticed that Windows 11 is described in reviews as being more "mac-like" and rounded-off...jeez, it will be years before I upgrade our enterprise to Windows 11...hopefully, by then Microsoft will turn its attention back to corporate customers vs. catering to little children playing video games sans a real 'out-of-phone/face-in-phone life'.

by s6's brother October 29, 2021

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004