Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
Get the "castle in the air" vacation cottagemug. P1: what game should I get?
P2: Castle Story, it's a pretty good game.
P1: alright I'll check it out.
P2: Castle Story, it's a pretty good game.
P1: alright I'll check it out.
by brick duster April 29, 2022
Get the Castle Storymug. She is a fighter and strong and will do anything to help out the people she is close to. She will protect you as long as you stay on her good side. She loves gacha life and she is bisexual. If you gain her trust then you can find a good side to her and if you turn on her she will break in your body. She is a good person and will keep her friends out of danger.
by the1dev September 24, 2020
Get the Analyca Castlemug. by SorceressOfGrayskull July 27, 2018
Get the Castle Grayskullmug. 1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."
"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"
"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"
"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
by mcdinger May 17, 2014
Get the soggy white castlemug. Purposely using ones position in management or authority to create and keep a sphere of influence / power, and control to resist change or relinquish power. Regardless of the mission / vision of the organization or it's purpose.
by Pimptastic L Tickle August 12, 2025
Get the castlingmug. A bouncing inflatable trampoline house pumped by blowers, leave an entrance at one side, others are closed with inflatable walls and mesh netting. Generally for kids to bounce and jump. It is also called bounce house, bouncy castle and bouncer.
by ChannalInflatables July 21, 2016
Get the Inflatable Castlemug.