Ass Wednesday

Ass Wednesday- a step in ATM where the man marks the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead using the poop on the tip of his dick.

Had to give her an “Ass Wednesday” because there was shit on my dick when I pulled out of her butt last night.

by M Dot Cully April 11, 2011

White Girl Wednesday

A weekly holiday in which white girls illegally go to Caribou Coffee before the school day starts promptly at 8:25 AM. Don't worry, you do not have to be white or a girl to participate in this somewhat-religious holiday.

Wow! So many people showed up to Caribou today! It must be White Girl Wednesday!

by Gluteuszebra October 11, 2014

wednesday

A slang word for weed that is so good you wait for it to come in on wednesday

You got any wednesday?

by m May 2, 2004

wednesday

The day that american fathers rape their japanese sons.

Uh-oh.......its wednesday again......

by jack bronson December 3, 2004

Wednesdays

A slang term used to describe men and women of Mexican/Latino decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "lazy," "dirty," "illegal alien," "lowrider," and "beans." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Wednesday' became the slur was due to Wednesday also being referred to as "Hump Day". Since 47% (an overwhelming majority) of pregnant women are Mexican/Latino, (73% of that number being girls ages 12-17) 'Hump Day Wednesday' felt like the right choice. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.

I hate lazy Wednesdays. Let's go to Taco Bell and eat some beans!!!

by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008

Lazy Wednesday

The act of lying in bed for an extra hour on a Wednesday morning to help ease yourself over the mid-week hump.

Lazy Wednesday is only applicable 5 day week workers.
Those who work less than 5 day weeks and take a Lazy Wednesday, are just plain vanilla "Lazy"

If you usually get up at 7.00am for work, then on a lazy Wednesday you would get up at 8.00am instead.

by Dave-J March 18, 2009

Wednesday, August 26

The most hated day in India because of the fear of the number 26. 2+6=8 and August is the 8th month of the year. Wednesday is the 4th day of the week and 4 is the average of 2 and 6.

A: We finally got to India!
B: Why is everyone hiding.
A: look at the calendar.
B: It's Wednesday, August 26.

by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020