Walmart

The largest retail store in the world. A company that offers incredibly low prices by paying poor wages to its over worked employees. Walmart will work you to the bone and then order another over worked zombie to sweep you up so customers don't have to step on you.

Harry, I just lost all dignity and sebae of self value. I think I'll apply for WalMart!

by akwon407 February 18, 2015

Walcop

the Walmart worker who checks your receipt as you leave.

George buying 2 box of condoms from Walmart

George hides a bottle of lub in each box
George pay at the self-checkout
George arrive at Wal Checkpoint
Walcop check George's receipt
Walcop tell George 'you're good to go."
George return home with condoms and free lubs.
George win.

by BigDealDough April 11, 2015

Walbola

A respiratory infection contracted after breathing in droplets of sneezes and coughs hanging in the aisles while shopping at Walmart.

I can't come to work today because I have a bad case of Walbola.

by HildaBeaverhausen1 December 16, 2014

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

Walmart dime

Someone who would be of average attractiveness in a normal setting, but is a 10/10 when they are at Walmart

"Bro check out that girl she is so hot"
"Nah man she's just a Walmart Dime"

by Jsurps April 26, 2015

walmart dick

When you are having petty as hoe Sex because your a scank

Damn bro you gotta Walmart dick.

by Cjdoe April 27, 2016

walmart wifi

Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.

"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"

by tAVROS nITRAM May 1, 2016