waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Dump wait

When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.

"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."

by afro-d October 28, 2008

Waiting for 2nd approval in netsuite

Waiting and waiting

"The lowly accountant spent all afternoon waiting for 2nd approval in netsuite cause he didnt have enough $$ to bribe the approver to 2nd approve. Life could be worse, but it could also be a lot better."

by pleasepleaseapprove July 20, 2021

Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body

"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.

by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

I'll Wait Cardigan

The Cardigan that the English teacher wraps around her torso when aggravated.

{talking} AHEM, I'll Wait, {wraps cardigan around torso} HANDS ON TOP {that means stop} Thank You, Samantha go ahead, keep reading. That defines the I'll wait Cardigan.

by FroggyPlays March 27, 2022