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Peter Plumley-Walker

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.
popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"
by hartattack January 18, 2006
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waker

An amalgamation of absolutely every word which can mean masturbate. It is essentially the swiss-army knife of masturbation, with myriad usages.
Man, you waker to Glee? Really?

I'll bet Geoffrey Giraffe wakers off in a sock every night.

Wakering regularly is good for the prostate.

Child: Why did the dinosaurs die?
Mother: Because you waker at night.
by Igshar December 8, 2010
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Scott Walker

Doomed Governor of Wisconsin who dropped out of college and is trying to end public unions ability to collective bargain. This, of course, doesn't sit well with the mostly progressive state, who, for some reason, forgot they were progressive and voted the tea bagger in in the first place...you get what you voted for...now Walker's approval rating is in the 30's. Also has only one facial expression and looks a little like Droopy Dog.
Tea-bagger - "God Bless Scott Walker! He's going to get rid of those commie unions once and for all."

Rational Person - "I thought the tea-party was about freedom...what's more free than being able to bargain with your employer over safety, wages, and benefits."

Tea-bagger - "Well unions support democrats, and we know they're all Communist Marxist Nazis, Glenn Beck says so."

Rational Person - "I see why Scott Walker wants to cut education, it'll keep him in office producing tools like you."
by HateTea March 20, 2011
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street walker

My mom calls me a street walker whenever i wear a skirt.
by steph's gonna lick ya! March 24, 2004
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iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'
1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.
by j4k3y July 11, 2011
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Wankered

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed
I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.
by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003
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Zelda: The Wind Waker

In my opinion, the best of the 3D Zelda games (We'll see what "Twilight Princess" brings us). I believe it tops Ocarina in many aspects. The fighting is more chaotic, there are more moves and your "helper" (a shiny rock)is less talkative compared to Navi.

It takes place several hundred years after Ocarina of Time with a new generation of Link. Ganon had broken the seal, Link's sister is captured by Ganon. So Link goes to kick Ganon's ass...again.
The Wind Waker looks funny but it's a hella good game.
by RobK July 22, 2008
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