A variation of the common phrase "watch and learn", used when demonstrating an action so difficult and skillful that viewers would never be able to "learn" how to do it, simply "yearn" to one day be able to pull off such an act.
Jonathan Ross: Oit Russ, that Katy Perry bird is lookin' mightly fine tonight. If only I'd shacked up wiv someone that looked like that.....
Russel Brand: Watch and yearn, Jonathan, watch and yearn.....
I saw Chris Brown pullin' off some bangin' moves the other day at that MTV concert. I could but watch and yearn.
Russel Brand: Watch and yearn, Jonathan, watch and yearn.....
I saw Chris Brown pullin' off some bangin' moves the other day at that MTV concert. I could but watch and yearn.
by Kittenhead July 22, 2011
1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 02, 2008
A Brilliant book written by terry pratchet, the Lord of Comedy whome we should all fall before and worship. Also a movie released in 2006, which is completelyunrelated to the novel of the same name.
Terry Pratcher, we are not worthy..... *Falls to knees*
"Night Watch is a great book"
This Night, watch Night Watch
"Night Watch is a great book"
This Night, watch Night Watch
by Andrew Kirkman February 01, 2006
When an individual goes on an MDMA bender and all their seratonin has depleated & they feel like a coward. Loyal friends provide suicide watch & pretend friends avoid them.
trog consumed 5 caps & in the midst of his come down sent his crush on 5 back to back text messages. Then he was put on suicide watch by Sam.
by Trog10 October 15, 2013
The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.
Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.
by Rodan Mistiff January 30, 2011
You go to sleep, but wake up every hour or two and check the clock, so as not to miss a scheduled event such as: Going to work, Class or a Date.
I went to sleep at 8am and woke up at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30 finally 3:30pm checked the clock every time and went work to do another 12 hour shift. Clock-watching
by Burned out July 08, 2013
Dog Watch.
-adjective,
1. Commonly used in amongst males in order to identify, or describe a 'rank' female.
2. a male with the incredible talent of identifying females in which, are offensive to the human aye
-adjective,
1. Commonly used in amongst males in order to identify, or describe a 'rank' female.
2. a male with the incredible talent of identifying females in which, are offensive to the human aye
by Wrighty Okeith June 09, 2011