(not so) elegantly wasted 

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)

My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.

(not so) elegantly wasted by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023

White girl Wasted

When an individual gets so intoxicated they fu*k around and find out till there's no more find outs to fu*k around and find out with

Karen got drunk last night, and thought she was the mfkn golden gloves champ 3 years in a row or something, bc be punched this dude and was surprised when he white girl wasted her mfkn ass and she was waking up on the bar floor looking like who farted.

White girl Wasted by That.Gameboy May 24, 2024

after all of the wasted years 

need a little taste of your fear

1: after all of the wasted years-

2: bro STOP SINGING TWIDDLEFINGER ITS BEEN THREE DAYS

after all of the wasted years by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

Mitchell Bourner Wasted 

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

Mitchell Bourner Wasted by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

BLACK Boy wasted

A top-shelf 5 star experience provided by combining the right substance/ narcotic with chemistry & sexual appetite.

My boyfriend & I get Black Boy Wasted when we play, thats how we role! We always perform like were nominees for the 2025 porn awards.

BLACK Boy wasted by Apolloleo May 10, 2025

you just wasted a few seconds reading this 

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this by anonymous June 11, 2025

Whether we wanted it or not 

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

Zavala:"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."

Whether we wanted it or not by Oofpacitomos November 20, 2019