ass viking

A plunderer or searcher of the asshole; one who reeks devastation on the asshole.
assviking

That Ivan sure is an ass viking. Id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.

by fatolga. December 12, 2007

Viking Longboat

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish

Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''

by Dudehour November 16, 2011

Red Vining

when two men wrap their penis' together.

Jason: what did you do last night man?

Joe: i was red vining with this guy i met at the club last night.

by Everest004 December 27, 2012

viking metal

agressive destructive aimed metal

Us vikings are going to take over you gothic fuckwits

by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003

Viking funeral

when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.

My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...

by backlashjack February 18, 2011

minnesota vikings

Vikings are justa good team that usually has alotta off the field problems but that should all change with Big Bad Brad Childress coaching now. Former Offensive Coordinator for the Eagles who has a no-nonsense attitude now after figuring out how bad character can fuck up a whol teams chemistry (T.O in Philly) So he booted Culpepper for talkin shit, KRob for driving drunk, and sat Dwight Smith down one game over one lil misdeamoner in a public stairwell. he has only been here since the July. Childress obviosly dont play, hes here to win games.

The Minnesota Vikings will win the NFC north division title within one of the following the NFL seasons. Bet Money.

by I bleed purple September 16, 2006

vikinged

raped & pillaged: i.e. what Vikings did.

"sports team A got vikinged by sports team b in that match over the weekend, what a walk-over"

by Zhuntr April 13, 2012