the place where middle aged men go to make sexual jokes about random stuff, or where little kids go to make up "funny" things about themselves, and saying that they have a big dick when it is actually the size of a peanut. or very rarely it can be the place for nerdy scientists to actually put in a definition of a word which nobody enjoys.
fred: hey man whatcha doing?
joe: making a hilarious word definition on urban dictionary.
fred: is it how you have a "huge dick"?
joe: ya...
joe: making a hilarious word definition on urban dictionary.
fred: is it how you have a "huge dick"?
joe: ya...
by the pedo next door March 01, 2017
When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 05, 2019
A rather screwed site which consists of a voting page that can't be used to vote for real meanings because EVERYONE is spamming on it with... You don't want to go there. It's on the verge of becoming a meme and, as a matter of fact, LET'S MAKE IT ONE!
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
Guy 1: *tries to google UD*
Google: UD Trucks, A company
Guy 2: google urban d instead bro
Guy 1: *googles urban d*
Google: Urban Dictionary, December 1: tsuris
Google: UD Trucks, A company
Guy 2: google urban d instead bro
Guy 1: *googles urban d*
Google: Urban Dictionary, December 1: tsuris
by mik_ December 01, 2021
covering every green ppeice of land with housing developments that are filled with poorly made, yet massive, houses that all look identical(mc mansions), gas stations, malls, strip malls, chain restrants, etc. so corporate assholes can buy hummers and fuck up our envirornment just like how our society is fucked up.
go take shrooms, youll learn somthing.
go take shrooms, youll learn somthing.
urban sprawl is another thing that americans will one day regret.
(interchange causes malls,
and crouded chain resterants.
more housing developments go up
named afer the things they replace.
so welcome to medow brook,
and welcome to shady space.
well it all seems a bit abrupt,
no, i dont like this change of space.
-modest mouse)
cloned houses equals cloned minds.
(interchange causes malls,
and crouded chain resterants.
more housing developments go up
named afer the things they replace.
so welcome to medow brook,
and welcome to shady space.
well it all seems a bit abrupt,
no, i dont like this change of space.
-modest mouse)
cloned houses equals cloned minds.
by aaronabud July 06, 2006
Noun.Slang (urbn-nurd) An individual that uses modern technology on a daily basis for both business and personal use, without sacrifice of individual style or swagger. Often referred to as a "Turf Scholar"
John is what I'd call an Urban Nerd. He's both street smart and tech savvy. He can handle his business on the block and in the office. He's still street, but his "tech-game" is serious! He knows his way around a computer.
by dollarado jaw October 27, 2008
A place where jerkoffs and trolls define themselves and others. A place where people go to figure out what shit means because they're too lame and out of the loop. A place where people try to make up their own horseshit slang so that it can trend and they can take credit. A place where people try and define their favorite celebrities to show appreciation despite the fact that those celebrities will never come on here to see them. This is a place that people go to to look up their own names and either get a major boner over it or get majorly butthurt over it.
Yet all this is part of Urban Dictionary's plan to conquer their long-run goal of selling enough mugs.
Yet all this is part of Urban Dictionary's plan to conquer their long-run goal of selling enough mugs.
by Number11Doctor August 15, 2019