i am the definition of ur mom

a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.

well guess what? I am the definition of ur mom.

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015

ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx May 26, 2018

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019

Ur mom have big gae

An insult so bad that even shrek AND shaggy will die because of big gae

shrek: ur mom gae
person: ur mom have big gae

by _birbie_(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ April 23, 2019

ur mom has de big gay

when you mom hav big gayy

doctor: im sorry to tell you sir but ur mom has de big gay
man: no, no this cant be happening
doctor: she will be completely gay in the end of the month and will be dead within one kachillion years
man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!

by XdlmaoIWantToDie April 18, 2018

I did ur mom so hard

I did ur mom sooooooooooooooo hard that she cried in excitement and said “ahh~ yessss~that HiT tHe SpOt~”

Devon: that math test was so hard😩
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒

by Bi Stan May 1, 2022

big dady just like ur mom

a guy who picks his nose and is a stupid cry baby and a f***** moron

big dady just like ur mom

by u a a f d t w f y l a s m w a May 23, 2019