Unionville Girls

1. those defined in early definitions. 2. those who feel good about themselves trying to defend their arrogance with annoyance. I'd rather be a hoe than a poser..

"those of you who wrote these obviously fit the description that you so easily defined.... a real unionville girl knows that she doesnt need to dress up like a slut, or degrade herself in anyway to do that.... that description matched every single freshmen girl this year.... sad but tru.... by now we have all learned that we have a bad rep for some reason.


thanks to you idiots who stereotyped innocent girls because you decided to make fun of us.... thanks for defacing us all..... god... maybe its time you grow up and learn that those ugly ugg boots will never look good now matter how u wear them (especially when u wear them wit a miniskirt....) and no matter how hard u try, u will never make black hair with blonde streaks a trend... and u will realize that the excessive makeup makes u look about as attractive as a hooker....


and acting like ur black wont make u black.... move 2 kennet if u want 2 pretend 2 be ghetto.... around here, we are about as black as josh toban...


i hate everyone who a) fullfills this stereotype and b) put those evil definitions up"


are you trying to look smart? It's a joke. Get over it.

by Get Over Yourself December 29, 2004

unionville girls

uglee-azz preps who think that tha whole wurld revolvez around thEm n have no good tazte in musiic. they claiim 2 lyk rap ND rock. they strive 2 be exactly lyk paris hilton nd/or barbie. they r really rich nd makez sure every1 knos it. they think itz hott 2 have sex w. every guy whos sumwhere on the "popularity scale"

u r a "unionville girl" if u shop @:
hollister
victorias secret
abercrombie
forever 21
american eagle

they also type lyk thiz b-cuz they think itz hott.

"i tried to get sum last night from ken but he left early!"

"oh wut a shame! WE GOTTA GO SHOPPING NOW SO WE CAN HAVE EVEN MORE CLOTHES!!!!"

by wouldntyoulike2know December 18, 2004

Mount Union

A college in Alliance, Ohio known for it's NCAA record book dominating football team. The Purple Raiders, led by Coach Larry Kehres, has won a Division III record 9 national championships, all since 1993. Yes, Division III (I didn't say they were the best in the country, but they are by far the best in Div III). The Raiders won 110 consecutive regular season games between 1994-2005 (11 years). They have posted 14 undefeated regular seasons, 16 OAC (Ohio Athletic Conference) titles and had the best NCAA record in the 90's decade with a record of 120-7-1. The Mount Union Purple Raiders have won National Championships in these years: 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2006

Have you read the papers? Mount Union won another national championship. Once again they played Wisconsin-Whitewater in the Stagg Bowl.

by Alex Keefe June 11, 2008

unionville boys

the bulk of u-ville is the preps. the preps are just funkin' whores who think that they are all gravvy and handsome...some might be...but their really not.

then there are the jocks...hmm what is there to say about them except U DONT ALL LOOK GOOD IN UR FOOTBALL UNIFORMS SO FUCKING STOP FLAUNTING THEM!

the ghetto crewz- im not gonna say anything except YOUR NOT BLACK.

the druggies- there arent really that many true druggies. there are PLENTY who claim that they are...but really they just listen to rockish music and play along with that scene. there are only really about 20 people in the whole school who do drugs. yea right i know ur readin this and thinking HAHA THATS SOO INCORRECT..but believe me... its not. u wouldnt believe how many people claim to be druggies but they aint. there must be like 150 people who keep cigarettes in their bookbags and lockers and other places that people can easily find. for that sole purpose. to be found. they also light up the cigarettes and rub the buds on them so they smell like theyve been fucking themselves up.
yes, probaly everybody in the whole school has tried getting high once. BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE THEM A DRUGGIE! so stop pertending u r when ur notttt already!!!!

oh and its not hot either.

"boys arent men unless they have a lady"

by ashjlegrblhjds January 1, 2005

Unionist

A person who is very aggressive and defensive in nature. Is strongly against anything that doesn't suit their agenda and anything different from themselves. They will usually speak in a hypocritical or contradictory manner and will likely provide problems rather than solutions.

Usually found in the North of Ireland shouting 'No surrender'.

The more the unionist talked, they less I liked them.

by denots February 4, 2021

unionville

unionville is in the middle of no where and it is full of moron's. The people that go to unionville high school, know nothing beyond the area, there whole life is unionville. There are groups of unionville kids who think they are really hard but they all go to unionville so it takes away there toughness. There are alot of spoiled brats also, and punk rockers, and dope heads. The dope heads are usually the morons stayin around unionville after they graduate, and turning into white trash. I hate 95% of unionville, which means if u read this and go to unionville, there is a 5% chance that i like u.

hey isnt that tim from high school back in 1999?...."yea it is, still livin in unionville i can see, i guess he just loves the area and smell of horse manewer"

by THA KING March 27, 2005

labor unions

Legal extortionists.

Labor unions can not require you to be a MEMBER in order to work a particular job.

But the can require you to PAY the full fees under what they call the FAIR SHARE act.

Nothing fair about it mates. It's fuckin' extortion plain and simple.

Labor unions are running the tightest legal racket in the world at the expense of the working people. What a fucking scam.

by guyworkin April 4, 2009