Twosday

A very special day that is only once in a lot of years. It is celebrated when the date has many consecutive twos, like 2,22,2022. The day is extra special if it's on a Tuesday. The next Twosday will be on 2,22,2222.

Twosday is a very special day.

by temporarygoogle March 9, 2022

tops

A brand of rolling papers

Wanna smoke my weed, so she asks me where my tops are

by Cryo61 April 2, 2022

two1sixyeezy

A man searching for tier 110 in apex

That guy is acting like a two1sixyeezy

by Ynbpbraylon April 11, 2022

Twopped

Completely screwed; FUCKED

“Bro lost his scholarship for smoking. His twopped now.”

by BlvckCzar April 20, 2022

Tops

Maximum.

Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.

Friend 2: Ten days, tops.

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022

twostapp

Surprising a person out of nowhere by playing any Creed song. - similar to Rick Astley rickrolling

Dude just sent me a TikTok link about knowing alt rock songs and #3 was Creed. Can't believe he twostapped me like that

by Khanundrum18 June 27, 2022

Topsider

A Pretentious human known to have never struggled due to family wealth. Someone who is resistant to change, and lacks true empathy. Social climber more worried about looking progressive than being progressive.

“I thought Karen was a friend, but she’s just another topsider.”

“I had to leave the party. It was full of topsiders.”

by Cassadamius July 10, 2022