hillary twist

The form of Hand Job Hillary Clinton invent after Bill's Monica Linskie Scandal. Basically an Indian Burn at the peak of the male orgasm.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her she gave me a Hillary Twist so bad I couldn't pee straight for a week.

by Commanche13 February 22, 2018

twisting j's

Rolling marijuana joints(cigarettes).

Guy 1: Where have you been? Guy 2: I've been busy twisting j's. Do you want to smoke one? Guy 1: Hell yes, fire it up.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

Plop Twist

A Plop Twist is when you go to the toilet for a piss but get the sudden desire to take a shit.

Man 1: "Hey man, what took you so long? We were ready half an hour ago."

Man 2: "Sorry man, had a Plop Twist."

by Ramenboi April 03, 2020

Twisted tires

The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle

I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed

by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022

Fist and Twist

It is a simple procedure that sometimes initiates labour, reducing the risk of babies being born over the due date (42 weeks of pregnancy). A fist and twist releases hormones which prepares the cervix for birth and sometimes initiates labour.

Adj was booked in for a second fist and twist after the Dr's first outing had not satisfied her.

by lozt.again October 30, 2017

Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

by Tatiana Beautiful January 02, 2011

Mississippi twist

When a thong gets tangled in a person's butt hair.

Bruce tried to take off the thong but he ended up with a Mississippi twist and had to cut it out.

by Frumpticle January 06, 2014